July 2011
Going to curb my loneliness by marathoning Parks and Rec before going to bed early. #sadnerdcopingmechanisms
Jul 30th
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Jul 30th
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Jul 28th
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Jul 28th
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Jul 25th
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Jul 25th
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My Beloved Compares Herself To A Pint Of Stout
BY PAUL DURCAN When in the heat of the first night of summer I observe with a whistle of envy That Jackson has driven out the road for a pint of stout, She puts her arm around my waist and scolds me: Am I not your pint of stout? Drink me. There is nothing except, of course, self-pity To stop you also having your pint of stout. Putting self-pity on a leash in the back of the car, I drive...
Jul 24th
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Jul 23rd
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Jul 21st
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Jul 21st
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Oh, it’s a fancy mounted certificate to commemorate the scholarship I got last year! #thatscooltoo #onlyslightlywishingitwasmoremoney
Jul 20th
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Lullaby
The bed is too small for my tired head Bring me a hill soft with trees Tuck a cloud up under my chin Lord, blow the moon out, please. 
Jul 20th
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Jul 19th
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Jul 19th
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Jul 19th
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Jul 18th
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Jul 18th
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Jul 18th
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Jul 16th
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Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps
 ”If you can’t make your mind up, we’ll never get started. And I don’t wanna wind up being parted, broken-hearted. So if you really love me, say yes. But if you don’t, dear, confess. And please don’t tell me: perhaps, perhaps, perhaps.”
Jul 16th
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Jul 16th
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Jul 15th
“I guess when you’re young, you just believe there’ll be many people with whom...”
– Before Sunset (via 52hearts)
Jul 15th
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Jul 15th
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FACEBOOK, STOP TELLING ME ABOUT BIRTHDAYS OF PEOPLE WHO ARE TOOLS, thank you very much.
Jul 15th
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“I just wish I could start a relationship about 12 years in, when you really...”
– LIZ LEMON (via emilytoldmeto - tinafeysays) (via the-girlieshow, maybegonnadeletethissoon)
Jul 15th
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Jul 14th
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“We have so many rules now, so many games we have to play, that it’s easy to just...”
– How To Date Someone In 2011 (via thatkindofwoman)
Jul 14th
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Jul 13th
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Jul 13th
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Jul 13th
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Jul 12th
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“I hope that someday, somebody wants to hold you for twenty minutes straight, and...”
– Waitress (via illegiblemessss)
Jul 12th
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The Many Faces of Ron Swanson (Fixed)
flyingscotsman:
Jul 12th
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Jul 12th
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some cake, on the grounds that cake is excellent.
There’s no need to ask directions If you ever lose your mind We’re behind you We’re behind you And let us please remind you We can send a car to find you If you ever lose your way
Jul 11th
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Jul 11th
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